March 2011
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Good Luck Chuck Strikes AGAIN!
I’m sure a good bit of you have seen Good Luck Chuck. Well, if you haven’t quick version: Guy gets cursed. Any girl he sleeps with falls in love directly after. Like the next man they see, they fall in love get married and all that happy shit. In the end, curse is lifted, he finds love, and lives happily ever after…
I suffer suffered from the Good Luck Chuck curse. For years,...
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Countdown
Long Distance consists of one common factor no matter who you are: Countdowns. You countdown how long until you see them. When was the last time you saw them. All that other good shit.
Well you know what sucks? When your countdown just might be inaccurate. April 23rd is when he is supposed to drive the 12 hours down here to see me. I’m in a wedding, and he is supposed to come down to...
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Fuck you stairs...
We’ve all done it. We have all fell down (Or in some cases up) the stairs. We either are painfully embarrassed, or in pain. Well, I started my morning off on the right foot, or should I say wrong.
Let me take the time to bitch out how much I hate the fucking stairs.
I am the only person who resides upstairs in the house. Don’t get me wrong, I love it. Kinda private, big room....
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Sarah's First Porn
Yesterday, I mentioned in my post that I watched my first porn ever when I was 7 and that there was a funny story behind it. So here you go…
Keegan, as well as his parents, brother, and sister, would come stay at the house for weeks at a time. I don’t completely know why, but the memories from those days are burned into my brain. Keegan and Kris (his brother) would man the TV. We...
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A smile that will bring you to tears.
You watched 27 dresses I assume? Well if you haven’t there is a part where Katherine Heigl and James Marsden reveal their favorite part of the wedding is looking at the grooms face as his bride is walking down the aisle. Until that movie, I never paid that much attention. I went to a wedding this weekend.
I sat on the grooms side. It’s weird since I’m not a family member (by...
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Too late now Adam...
When I was 16, I met a very hot and VERY rich man in a McDonald’s drive thru. No, neither of us worked there. He was in the car behind me. I told him to follow me if he wanted my number. Well he did. His name was Adam.
Adam is a good looking guy, with big money. However, he’s a huge asshole. The old me loved assholes though. For YEARS I tried to get with this man. It never happened....
