I may have chuckled… A lot.
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I may have chuckled… A lot.
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Solo Cups: Knowledge
I was curious about the lines on solo cups the other weekend and learned something amazing. This information should be taught in an intro class to all high schoolers and college students.
It turns out that the lines of the solo cup allows you to measure out a shot, a glass of wine, and a beer. This would have been ridiculously helpful during my partying years!
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Well guys, if you don’t know I have the crappiest car ever. Her name is “The Boat.” She is a 1989 Buick Lesabre. LITERALLY as old as me. For almost 5 years, she has been my driver. Most people call it their “daily driver,” but she broke down every six months.
In January I spent 500 dollars repairing her… Then 200 for a tune-up.
I vowed I would not invest a dang bit more. I prayed that when she was ready to crap out again, that God would make sure I was prepared to find a new car.
Monday, The Boat decided she was ready to retire and dragged butt. She wouldn’t go over 30 without shaking VIOLENTLY and I struggled to get it over 10 mph! I knew it was the transmission, but my mother argues otherwise.
I started hunting cars, and was really stuck on this one. TRULY stuck. It was an hour away, but I wanted it because it met my main requirements. I got in touch with my Godmother, Kristen, (works at a credit union) to find out my options for financing. I also got in touch with Dean to agree to look at any car I might get since he’s one AMAZING mechanic.
I found out how much I was approved for and was determined to get that car. Then this morning I was getting so much negative vibes about the car I wanted. I was being told by SOOO many people that I could do better. That I should search more. What they didn’t understand is that my car was about to be GONE and I didn’t have the time. After work, Kristen calls and says she found a car that I might like. Well, little did she know it was on my short list of WANTED cars.
I called Dean and he met us there at the dealership. On my way there, my car started a new sound, and it was NOT pretty. When I pulled in the dealership every person there turned their head from my car sounding like complete and utter DEATH.
After a test drive, thorough inspection by Dean, and tough negotiation from Kristen, it was a deal.
I BOUGHT A CAR! I pick it up tomorrow, and I am so happy. I prayed DILIGENTLY that God would help me through, and he did.
So here is my pretty girl. 
My goal was under 10K for money, and under 100K for mileage. I reached it thanks to Kristen and my car dealer Hector.
Hector has a bible OUT IN THE OPEN on his desk and it was the first thing Kristen noticed. Which stuck up conversation. God knew that this was my car before I did. And I’m so thankful.
So while all of my other friends are doing big kid things like marriage and having babies, God had a different plan. I may not be doing the same thing right now, but at least I did something monumental!
I got this car with NO co signer. God provided.
And I am so grateful.
the pizza guy’s confusion makes this video so brilliant
i’m crying
GOD
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The Hunger Games in meme form
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